Damn You Auto Correct

I know that auto correct is helpful most of the time. But it is also frequently annoying. For example, Snow White's name starts and ends with A, but every time I try to include it in a text message to her daddy, my phone replaces it with Seamus. Same number of letters, but nothing else in common. Occasionally, auto correct provides a text with some humor, irony, or even poetry. Now there is a blog that tracks these instances (okay, mostly dirty jokes) so that we don't have to. I laughed so hard I cried, then I couldn't breathe, and yes, I'll admit it, I even peed my pants a little. I think it might even be better than Shit My Dad Says. I have not tried to verify the veracity of these corrections. If there are hoaxes among the examples, I don't care because it's too funny. Here it is: Damn You Auto Correct.